Mere moments after Silverhide's statement, a massive flash of lightning strikes the trap in front of them at the same time as a gargantuan crash of thunder pops the party's eardrums. The force of the blast flings everyone and the cart several meters back, yet, miraculously, no one is badly injured. Smoke begins to fills the air, and an acrid scent suddenly invades the everyone's nostrils, not dissimilar to a freshly lit torch.
Suddenly, with a beastly shout, President Obama appears, legislation and golf club in hand. "Adventurers, I address you! What is your business?"
Golden Cauliflower gets up, limping slightly. She angrily scowls. "President Obama, I thought you were cast out of this place."
Obama grins. "I never left. Your priests and gods can not stand against my might."
"We need to get by. Move it, President!" Golden Cauliflower shouts.
"None shall pass!" Gripping his golf club, President Obama strikes the ground, splitting it apart and casting the party into the depths.
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( Okay everyone, happy April Fools! Hope that was entertaining enough. I'll make a serious post a bit later. If you want to roll to dodge, do it in the OC thread.
