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Found something funny & it got me wondering...

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:51 am
by Dragonflame
Found this on a discord chat channel:

https://i.imgur.com/PYGHU9B.jpg

And it got me wondering... We have all of these hooved races: ponies, donkeys, goats, deer, and now cows. So.... what about pigs and sheep?

What do you guys think? Any ideas how or if that would even work in Everglow?

Re: Found something funny & it got me wondering...

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:33 pm
by David
Is that you, on the Discord?

Re: Found something funny & it got me wondering...

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:50 am
by Werevegan
I get a 404 when I try to open that image

Re: Found something funny & it got me wondering...

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:53 pm
by Dragonflame
David wrote:Is that you, on the Discord?


Yeah, it's me on the Discord. Hi again. :)

Re: Found something funny & it got me wondering...

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:04 pm
by Dragonflame
Werevegan wrote:I get a 404 when I try to open that image


Huh? Oh. Looks like it got deleted. :( That sucks. The good news is I found the story on Google! :D

https://yourplayersaidwhat.tumblr.com/p ... -sir-bacon

The Legend of Sir Bacon

So my players are travelling through some mountains and encounter an ogre. Among the ogre’s loot sack is a live pig. They decide to take the pig with them for companionship and possible food. After a while they forget about the pig as it really doesn’t add much. After slaying a dragon and looting it’s horde I roll up a Headband of Intellect which the two spell casters begin arguing over.

Wizard: I should get the headband as I have the most need for it.

Warlock: I should get it because you already have enough intelligence.

Wizard: My spells are more powerful.

Warlock: Mine are more versatile.

Fighter: Give it to the pig.

Party: What?

Fighter: Give it to the pig and stop arguing.

Wizard: But…

Warlock: But..

Fighter: *takes the headband from them and gives it to the pig.*

Pig: Hello, companions.

They ended up training the pig as a fighter, commissioning it some armour and now Sir Bacon is a proud and loyal member of the party.

Re: Found something funny & it got me wondering...

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:09 pm
by Werevegan
Well... me personally, I would have no real motivation to play a sheep or pig adventurer...